you look like sheet!
He looks like he’s three sheets to the wind.
I used wear dress shirts and suits to work. My dutiful wife would iron the shirts if they needed it, although I only owned “non-press”. I don’t know if either of us has touched the ironing board in years.
Cold iron if needed.
Get a steamer. Less work and doesn’t harm the fabric.
Gee…will that work for me?
Steam dryer wrinkle mode, you get a fun ride.
Man, you look like an old paper bag!
Too much “Boos”!
I hope they can iron out their differences.
Casper the Friendly Ghost: The Retirement Years
I’m sure you guys will iron out your differences!
Too many evil laugh lines.
No, thank you.
He’s a very old ghost. He’s 100% cotton. Not a single thread of synthetic fiber in his being.
Aw, now he’s de-pressed.
This is supposed to be ironic, right?
What he needs is Bootox.
That’ll take the starch out of you. (ancient saying…)
Ya Halloweenie is coming soon and your going to need to look your best
You know when your marriage has relaxed when your mate stops ironing the sheets.
You’re not old, you just shrunk a little.
Soon, he’ll look Bootiful again.
Irony… the opposite of wrinkly!
Well, that’s a new wrinkle.
It needs to take iron supplements
What do you get when you goose a ghost? A hand full of sheet
ronaldspence 3 months ago
you look like sheet!
Bilan 3 months ago
He looks like he’s three sheets to the wind.
Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago
I used wear dress shirts and suits to work. My dutiful wife would iron the shirts if they needed it, although I only owned “non-press”. I don’t know if either of us has touched the ironing board in years.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago
Cold iron if needed.
The Duke 3 months ago
Get a steamer. Less work and doesn’t harm the fabric.
blunebottle 3 months ago
Gee…will that work for me?
Zykoic 3 months ago
Steam dryer wrinkle mode, you get a fun ride.
iggyman 3 months ago
Man, you look like an old paper bag!
iggyman 3 months ago
Too much “Boos”!
nosirrom 3 months ago
I hope they can iron out their differences.
Kornfield Kounty 3 months ago
Casper the Friendly Ghost: The Retirement Years
wongo 3 months ago
I’m sure you guys will iron out your differences!
uniquename 3 months ago
Too many evil laugh lines.
ladykat 3 months ago
No, thank you.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
He’s a very old ghost. He’s 100% cotton. Not a single thread of synthetic fiber in his being.
P51Strega 3 months ago
Aw, now he’s de-pressed.
Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago
This is supposed to be ironic, right?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
What he needs is Bootox.
Packratjohn Premium Member 3 months ago
That’ll take the starch out of you. (ancient saying…)
Ima Payne 3 months ago
Ya Halloweenie is coming soon and your going to need to look your best
zeexenon 3 months ago
You know when your marriage has relaxed when your mate stops ironing the sheets.
waltermgm 3 months ago
You’re not old, you just shrunk a little.
Buoy 3 months ago
Soon, he’ll look Bootiful again.
LJZ Premium Member 3 months ago
Irony… the opposite of wrinkly!
Chris Sherlock 3 months ago
Well, that’s a new wrinkle.
PaulGoes 3 months ago
It needs to take iron supplements
tinstar 3 months ago
Well, that’s a new wrinkle.
dbrucepm 3 months ago
What do you get when you goose a ghost? A hand full of sheet