The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 15, 2024

Why oh why does this go on for Brutus, he tries so hard to please everybody and is a hard worker, even if he gets it wrong….

This is a hit below the belt.

Burn!

I keep trying to find an argument to rancids’ remark….I can’t, sorry brutus!

You could learn the alphabet with the ones that had the dial with the ten holes in it.

Still smarter than an abacus, I hope.

Poor Brutus. Always getting put down by the boss.

Bell’s first phone had a higher IQ.

Well at least the boss said it with a smile on his face….so maybe it was meant as a joke?

Brutus walked right into it!

at least he’s smarter than a doorknob. :D

Brutus is thinking: Go BEEP yourself.

That’s not very nice boss. Then again, that is what separates a very good man like Bruus from a curmudgeon like you. In the end, Brutus wins …..

Brutus sure hung that curveball, didn’t he? Once again his never ending optimistic efforts to buddy up with Rancid fall flat.

Communications period is modern marvel. You can instantly communicate with people on the other side of the world, as often happens when you call tech support.

Why is it the GPS’s fault when someone turns onto a river, train line etc. following its directions – because it is the thing with the highest IQ in the car ;)

Hostile work environment.

You’re not here to please the people but to please God. Brutus and Uncle Ted laying away treasures for all eternity in the Holy of all Holy places. Rich Man and Lazarus. Rich man had riches beyond riches and Beggar Lazarus full of sores, licked by dogs, begged for crumbs. Ignored by Rich man who shows no compassion. Both died that night and beggar Lazarus taken to Paradise by Angels, inherited all the glory of eternity with the Lord God but Rich Man taken to hell and there in torment he “Begged” Father Abraham to send Lazarus with a drop of water for his tongue.In matter of hours Lazarus became rich with glory and rich man became the “Beggar”. Just a drop of water. Eternal torment. The Chief is greedy and shows no compassion and no respect for people. Doom is coming. Brutus and Uncle Ted are two fine people. And well displayed by Artist and creator. Fine job.

I hope Brutus doesn’t realize he could use his phone to whack Bossman in the head.

Burn, he still has one!

Pager? Bru, pagers went out with the 2000s! Get with the times, bud!

on the positive side, brutus can rest easy after once again receiving confirmation of veeble’s low expectations of him… ☺

I wonder if Brutus still has his pager and, if so, if it would be a collector’s item.