…..and that’s not counting the meatballs.
Roz will have to get pasta that.
Nice Meatballs.
Anyone eating her food should be going on a diet.
What do you call a diet that only consists of pickles?
Dill-icious.
I started a bakery diet.
I’ve been on a roll ever since!
I tried the low-carb diet,
but it was just a missed-steak!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
I tried to diet,
but my willpower took a cookie break!
I’m on a diet, every time I eat carbs,
I feel crumby.
She would gain weight just praying to my god, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Have you tried wearing shades?
A saucy remark if ever I’ve heard one. She’s one hot tomato.
I’m sure she looks saucy in those spaghetti straps.
If she so much as thinks about food, she gains weight.
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member 2 months ago
…..and that’s not counting the meatballs.
ArcticFox Premium Member 2 months ago
Roz will have to get pasta that.
Jayalexander 2 months ago
Nice Meatballs.
Botulism Bob 2 months ago
Anyone eating her food should be going on a diet.
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
What do you call a diet that only consists of pickles?
Dill-icious.
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
I started a bakery diet.
I’ve been on a roll ever since!
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
I tried the low-carb diet,
but it was just a missed-steak!
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
I tried to diet,
but my willpower took a cookie break!
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
I’m on a diet, every time I eat carbs,
I feel crumby.
Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago
She would gain weight just praying to my god, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Doug K 2 months ago
Have you tried wearing shades?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago
A saucy remark if ever I’ve heard one. She’s one hot tomato.
MichaelD Premium Member 2 months ago
I’m sure she looks saucy in those spaghetti straps.
Strawberry King 2 months ago
If she so much as thinks about food, she gains weight.