Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 19, 2024

“With luck it will just be the mayor.”

doink

what happened to 18/0824 it seems to be missing?

There is someone important in Starlight?

Asking to be paid in advance for a crime that hasn’t been committed??? Oh, I like these villians already.

I wonder if this is going to become a ‘Ransom of Red Chief’ moment.

Wow! That phone system has a Doink button! Ka-Snazzy!

Breezy…I just KNOW it’s Breezy !!

Starlight! Cuz we want to take the title of “America’s Most Crime Ridden Municipality” from Crabapple Cove!

“Just one question. Does the ransom accumulate linearly or geometrically?” Giggling fists want to know.

ka-abduct

KA-OMINOUS!

Who is this vile evildoer? And who are they planning to abduct? Find out soon, same Haywire time, same Haywire channel.

I thought Breezy was mayor.

Please let it be Rip. It would make him feel so needed. Even if the arc wouldn’t last the week.