Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 23, 2024

Why would Tom from MySpace need M&Ms?

I found movies to be lousy first dates. Happily married now, but in my dating years I prefered a two date combination: one active date (e.g. dancing) and the other a quiet, leisurely dinner and conversation. Following girl’s reasonable suggestions OK too.

When my wife and I had our first date, we saw “The Color of Money”, starring Newman and Cruise. Anything Paul Newman did is all right with me.

In all reality , anyone ever get to on a first date go to the Submarine Races ? Henry? Anyone, Anyone?

Rod should take her out to see professional wrestling.

m and m’s melting in his pocket

Ohhhh, Rod is going to get some candy alright.

P4 “Did you bring me my Cheez Whiz?”

P 4 (Rod): “…NO!…Get your own sh!t….….I ain’t your fuh huckin’ b!tch you annoying little pipsqueak…”

hoppy do you have a handicap pass parking is a little tough at milford movieplex

i hope that movie cappy made about me comes out soon i really dont wanna pay for a chick who looks like ohio players trombone guy

I’m kinda hoping one of her crutches will get thrown in the ring as a weapon.

Is this the precursor to a cat fight between ToBe and Gigi?

What’s that sh!t dripping down the wall in P2? Wrong answers only.

Gigi got a bigger mustache than Cami Toe.

I know a girl who’s soft and sweet / She’s so fine, she can’t be beat / Got everything that I desire / Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy, I want candy

What happened to her canes?

Gigi’s going to teach Rod how to play wheelchair basketball, which will help Rod go pro

Is the media taking their pictures while they’re in the concessions line? Or is that the film crew still working on his documentary? And speaking of working, I’ve been working on today’s Mopped Up Thorp and now it’s ready.

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