1 and Done by Eric Scott for August 13, 2024

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Give me twenty” is something that might be said to an ATM by a visually impaired person. (More likely, give me 5 twenties.)

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Welp… that’s it… we’ve all been exercised!

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    IDE love to, but I have a bad back….off you go!

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    “Anything you say, Coach!”

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  3 months ago

    We had an incident at local playground and talked to cop after and remarked that the kids disappeared from view

    Option 1- go home in marked police car, in the back where you can’t open doors or 2- drop and give me 20

    Years back some young kid in our mall was selling those magnetic bracelets, told me how wonderful they were. I’m noticeably older so I said you are surrounded by them so you should be in great shape, lets drop and see how many we can do, no takers

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 3 months ago

    Gimme five head spins, then I’m gonna exercise you til you projective vomit green slime. I’ll get this done if it kills me.

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    Buoy  3 months ago

    We going to PUMP You Up!

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