The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for September 27, 2024

thank goodness

I once asked a girl what her sign was, and she said, “We Sagittariuses don’t believe in Astrology.”

I yam wat i yam!

how about we learn each others names and just go with that

Sir, constable work for me

on a job application I wrote under personal pronouns : Moron, Idiot , Imbecile

Ask about my pronouns, hear my interjections.

I respond to “Hey You.” Beyond that, I don’t care.

Me, myself, and I.