Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 31, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    Does that produce any sales?

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    SHIVA  2 months ago

    Say, where is this place??!!

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    vics_machine Premium Member 2 months ago

    If the corn telemarketer bothers me, I’ll give him an earful.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    Yes, but will you dice the onions for me.

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    grocks  2 months ago

    Also check today’s Non Sequitur

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    paranormal  2 months ago

    Switching onions??? Did they do something wrong?

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    darcyandsimon  2 months ago

    How do you switch an onion?

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    dflak  2 months ago

    Telemarketers often spoof their numbers. They use the same area code and exchange as the number they are calling and add four random digits (so you can’t block them) to make it look like they are local.

    One time, the incoming call was from MY number. Either this was a one in a thousand happenstance or they need better software.

    Caller ID is the best thing that was ever invented. Also ringtones. I have a special ringtone for people I know. I wish that there was a wholesale way to assign a ringtone to contacts.

    If it’s really important, they will leave a voicemail.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago

    Any business has to cultivate customers.

    (But most of the claims these guys make are just so much horse manure.)

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    “Put the carrot down! Carrots are for closers!”

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    It would all be outsourced to some third-world country that would try to sell you eggplants as aubergines. :)

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    kaffekup   2 months ago

    All the lies you can afford!

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    Grover Premium Member 2 months ago

    We’ll put you on hold for 15 minutes, then transfer to another dept and another dept, then ask you a million irrelevant questions, try to get your log in information, insult you, and then hang up.

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    lnrokr55  2 months ago

    Well, more weird than funny ……. ;-)

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    cwg  about 2 months ago

    It’s a growing trend.

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