Telemarketers often spoof their numbers. They use the same area code and exchange as the number they are calling and add four random digits (so you can’t block them) to make it look like they are local.
One time, the incoming call was from MY number. Either this was a one in a thousand happenstance or they need better software.
Caller ID is the best thing that was ever invented. Also ringtones. I have a special ringtone for people I know. I wish that there was a wholesale way to assign a ringtone to contacts.
If it’s really important, they will leave a voicemail.
We’ll put you on hold for 15 minutes, then transfer to another dept and another dept, then ask you a million irrelevant questions, try to get your log in information, insult you, and then hang up.
Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago
Does that produce any sales?
SHIVA 2 months ago
Say, where is this place??!!
vics_machine Premium Member 2 months ago
If the corn telemarketer bothers me, I’ll give him an earful.
uniquename 2 months ago
Yes, but will you dice the onions for me.
grocks 2 months ago
Also check today’s Non Sequitur
paranormal 2 months ago
Switching onions??? Did they do something wrong?
darcyandsimon 2 months ago
How do you switch an onion?
dflak 2 months ago
Telemarketers often spoof their numbers. They use the same area code and exchange as the number they are calling and add four random digits (so you can’t block them) to make it look like they are local.
One time, the incoming call was from MY number. Either this was a one in a thousand happenstance or they need better software.
Caller ID is the best thing that was ever invented. Also ringtones. I have a special ringtone for people I know. I wish that there was a wholesale way to assign a ringtone to contacts.
If it’s really important, they will leave a voicemail.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago
Any business has to cultivate customers.
(But most of the claims these guys make are just so much horse manure.)
Stephen Gilberg 2 months ago
“Put the carrot down! Carrots are for closers!”
mistercatworks 2 months ago
It would all be outsourced to some third-world country that would try to sell you eggplants as aubergines. :)
kaffekup 2 months ago
All the lies you can afford!
Grover Premium Member 2 months ago
We’ll put you on hold for 15 minutes, then transfer to another dept and another dept, then ask you a million irrelevant questions, try to get your log in information, insult you, and then hang up.
lnrokr55 2 months ago
Well, more weird than funny ……. ;-)
cwg about 2 months ago
It’s a growing trend.