Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 30, 2024

You’re suffering from depression. A big depression in your chest.

He gets grouchy if he doesn’t get his morning peanuts.

Bad news… he’s having the elephant in the room.

Tusk, tusk.

He still might be having a heart attack, but it will be harder to tell.

let’s talk about the …. clown in the room

The elephant is giving CPR.

If you work in a circus and if it feels like you have an elephant on your chest, it could be because you have an elephant on your chest.

“ More good news…the elephant’s got a crush on you.”

funny… at a glance, it looks like the ringmaster is smiling!

Pretty sure he’d be dead already.

Well, that takes a lot or pressure off him.

Looks like an attack to me

Administer the medication pachydermally.

It’s just the GOP Project 2025 platform.

You go, ellie. Make him do stupid tricks for you, then chain him up.

“oh thank goodness! I’d hate to have my health insurance rates go up!”