I woke up the other day and realized I hadn’t fed my bird for months! Then I realized my memories of the bird are just memories of a dream about a pet store in a mall that closed (the mall, and I guess the store, too) years ago, so I was NOT responsible for any deaths!
Sugar Bombs 95 24 days ago
Is Dana busy? There’s been a lot of reruns lately.
Averagemoe 24 days ago
Phoebe wears the pants in this relationship. And also the dresses.
Hello Everyone 24 days ago
Whose pants is Marigold wearing? Phoebe’s parents might not be happy!
codycab 24 days ago
How to pants a unicorn.
sirbadger 24 days ago
That’s a good way to slow down male unicorns.
enigmamz 24 days ago
I woke up the other day and realized I hadn’t fed my bird for months! Then I realized my memories of the bird are just memories of a dream about a pet store in a mall that closed (the mall, and I guess the store, too) years ago, so I was NOT responsible for any deaths!
iggyman 24 days ago
Nice of you to offer, Phoebe!
eddi-TBH 24 days ago
Unicorns don’t have an easy time separating dream silliness and waking silliness.
French Persons Premium Member 24 days ago
And just whose pants are those, exactly?
DDrazen 23 days ago
Generate the certificate on the desktop computer; it’ll look classier that way.
FRITH RA 23 days ago
I want to know whose pants were « borrowed » for this display.