Monty by Jim Meddick for September 07, 2024

Or a routine traffic stop!

Wind-up windows and no seatbelts in what is presumably the little monster’s luxury personal vehicle?

He’s developing skills for managing his future employees. This is an important lesson in enjoying their humiliation.

What is Jarvis supposed to be, besides humiliated?

Bit of an improvement

That’s okay. We don’t have petrol stations on this side of the Atlantic.

I don’t know what Jarvis’s job alternatives would be at this point of his life, or what he’s paid for looking after the little monster. Whatever it is, it can’t be enough.

Jarvis looks appealingly feline somehow.

Please get rid of Sedgwick. You can do it in a funny way if you want.

From the pain at the pumps to the paint at the pumps.

A thought for the day.

Losers look at the ground and say “Why me?”

Winners look at the sky and say “Why not?”

Jarvis, you have the patience of a saint

Wait. This mean that Sedgwick has feelings and actually care about Jarvis?!

I will say this about Jarvis. He remains loyal to his employer, regardless of how ridiculous the demands made of him are.

Do you know that a gas balloon goes in the wrong direction during acceleration and braking? accelerate and it leans forward. decellerate and it leans back.

googling induldging.