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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 16, 2011
Transcript:
Man: Hey, neighbor! Zonker: Chester! Got a rake I can borrow? Man: Sure - it's in the garage. And you can keep it. Zonker: I can? Hey, thanks, man! Man: And take the weed whack, too. I won't be needing that anymore, either! Zonker: Really? Cool! Man: You can also take my Mercedes if you'd like. Zonker: Would I? Wow! Wait... shouldn't you ask your wife?
alviebird almost 14 years ago
Someone getting divorced?
autumnfire1957 almost 14 years ago
me thinks someone lost the house.
terrible_t almost 14 years ago
Naw, methinks someone is looking forward to Saturday a bit much.So, if nothing happens, does that mean come Sunday heâll want all his earthly possessions back? C:
Landis Manderson II Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Chester must believe the Rapture is coming on May 21 (Google it if you havenât heard). I hope Garry has prepared a good punchline to this, in case it doesnât.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
And I just bought a car. I forgot all about the end of the world coming. I could have squandered that money instead!
cdward almost 14 years ago
I think this must be a May 21 joke. What rapture!
TURTLE almost 14 years ago
Couldnât afford the insurance on the car!!
Knightman Premium Member almost 14 years ago
At worldâs end.
roctor almost 14 years ago
Take the possessions before the bank putsthem out by the mail box?
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
The guy who predicted this May 21 as the end also once predicted that the end would come in 1994. When that didnât happen, he said he made a mathematical error. Wonder what the excuse will be this time?
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
The rapture doesnât scare me. Now whatâs that long word that begins with âAâ that comes after.
Varnes almost 14 years ago
Gotta be his houseâŠ
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
Didnât you hear? The end did come in 1994 and youâre not actually reading this.
SaltWaterCroc almost 14 years ago
Maybe thatâs why my house isnât selling. Guess the market will pick up after this weekend. Need to call some of those believers for donations this week.
quinones.felix almost 14 years ago
Giving away your possessions can also be a sign of suicide.
pirate227 almost 14 years ago
âȘ Itâs the end of the world as we know it.. and I feel fine âȘ
CedarCircle almost 14 years ago
I forgot about the end of the world. Thanks, guys.
dfowensby almost 14 years ago
dont the JWs have the world end every so often? or has someone stolen their M.O.?
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The Rapture already happened, and nobody was taken.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Gee, there were papers which didnât want to slot the âDoonesburyâ strip for the day after the 2008 election, because Trudeau had gone out on a limb and called it for Obama. If the world DOES end on May 21st, it could be that a lot of newspapers are going to have egg on their faces come May 22ndâŠ(Of course, thatâll be a Sunday strip, so itâs likely to be unconnected.)
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Donât worry, thereâll be a sequel.
ANQuixote almost 14 years ago
Silver Lining: I have a family member whose birthday is May 22⊠I wonât have to go buy a gift!
RinaFarina almost 14 years ago
@lewreader; could the word be âapocalypseâ? (not that Iâm exactly sure what it means, but it does sound ominous)
RinaFarina almost 14 years ago
and could somebody please tell me what that message ârefresh listâ means, at the end of the comments?
alviebird almost 14 years ago
RinaFarina,It makes any new comments appear.
Apocalypse means a ârevealingâ, or, a âlifting of the veilâ. Thus the name of âthatâ book is often translated as âRevelationâ.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
" Nope, they will not have egg on their faces as there will not be any newspapers as we will all be dead because the World ended"Gee, you figured that out, did you, Tigger? Canât slip a fast one past YOU. Guess that egg belongs on MY faceâŠ