Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 05, 2024

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Always critique your every word in your head. You’ll soon loathe yourself.

That causes stuttering.

I’ll be there.

He’s not really awkward; he’s just spying on them.

“Would you like paper or plastic?” “You too.”“Here’s your card back.” “You too.” “Shove this eggplant up your nose.” “You too.”

Us too?

I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together.

Interesting concept actually. Half way through the meeting she could have them all turn their chairs around.

Been there, done that.

The ticket counter lady said, “Have a nice flight!”

“You… too!”

“Tell us your story, Bob.”

( loud fart)

There’s a guest speaker tonight from the Palindrome Society: Dr. Awkward!

Que torpe.

Dorks R Us, count me in !

That reminds of a comedian joking about what he called “the stupid ‘you, too.’” You’re leaving someone’s home after a visit…they say, “Drive carefully!” then you say, “You, too!” I never give anyone a hard time about stuff like this, though, because in today’s society, I appreciate any honest attempt at common courtesy and good manners.

So, you’re awkward?

You too!