“When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.”― Steven Wright
It probably doesn’t matter that much what to do now. It’s not as if mom went to bed without knowing the tardy one was not there. Just lay down, get some sleep, hope that mom doesn’t figure how late, and hope and pray for the best.
MichaelAxelFleming 2 months ago
“When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.”― Steven Wright
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 2 months ago
creepy
boniface22 2 months ago
Brilliant!
Doug K 2 months ago
It probably doesn’t matter that much what to do now. It’s not as if mom went to bed without knowing the tardy one was not there. Just lay down, get some sleep, hope that mom doesn’t figure how late, and hope and pray for the best.
phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago
If her mommy wakes up, just tell her you’re up extra early so you can serve her breakfast in bed.
TMMILLER Premium Member 2 months ago
I never worried about how late I stayed out, or early I came home. The back door was in my bedroom. In and out, no one knew.
Znox11 2 months ago
I think wetting the bed might be a bigger issue.
ComicLover2 Premium Member 2 months ago
Very funny!
sneezykevina 2 months ago
I really needed this laugh today!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
She knows that Mom’s always Russian to judgment.
Mike Baldwin creator 2 months ago
She has a way of getting under your skin.
owlsandy Premium Member 2 months ago
This was really funny!
chief tommy 2 months ago
Mark how do you explain your obsession with nesting dolls
samsoltan_48323 2 months ago
“‘Matryoshka, l’m home!”
Stephen Gilberg 2 months ago
One-panel cartoonists will never run out of matryoshka gags.
tghllama 2 months ago
Betcha Ninja Sloth could get her in there undetected
Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago
Mom knows she needs to let her inber child out sometimes.