I didn’t think they had boxcars that long ago…?
A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”
After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.”
The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?”
The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”
So Maria Muldaur was right when she mentioned cactus.
We now have a Cat-Cafe here. One pays a fee for an hour spent with a live kitty while having a coffee and pastry.
Thorny Cacti, one of the greatest wrestlers of all time!
MMMMMMMM, nopales prickly pear
If think the people who looked into the history of the dice, said they were loaded, even back then.
That would come in handy when biting a hot slice of pizza!
Alright, shake them bones, daddy needs new shoes.
Originally dice were made from bone.
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The Bible has instances of casting lots (the term for dice) to determine decisions that needed to be made. Haman even used this to initiate the extermination of the Jews that were in the country, by the way it backfired.
BYOC to the museum’s pot luck
Ouija boards are included so cats can talk to their Egyptian ancestors
Great Joke Pete, I’ve heard that joke many times, and it’s always funny!
Don’t break a lightbulb or you’ll have seven years of bad ideas.
There are cacti in the Sahara/Arabian deserts?
comixbomix 2 months ago
I didn’t think they had boxcars that long ago…?
Pickled Pete 2 months ago
A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”
After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.”
The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?”
The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”
therese_callahan2002 2 months ago
So Maria Muldaur was right when she mentioned cactus.
Dean 2 months ago
We now have a Cat-Cafe here. One pays a fee for an hour spent with a live kitty while having a coffee and pastry.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
Thorny Cacti, one of the greatest wrestlers of all time!
markhughw 2 months ago
MMMMMMMM, nopales prickly pear
joe piglet Premium Member 2 months ago
If think the people who looked into the history of the dice, said they were loaded, even back then.
James Deveney Premium Member 2 months ago
That would come in handy when biting a hot slice of pizza!
Dkram 2 months ago
Alright, shake them bones, daddy needs new shoes.
Originally dice were made from bone.
\\//_
quinones.felix 2 months ago
The Bible has instances of casting lots (the term for dice) to determine decisions that needed to be made. Haman even used this to initiate the extermination of the Jews that were in the country, by the way it backfired.
oish 2 months ago
BYOC to the museum’s pot luck
mindjob 2 months ago
Ouija boards are included so cats can talk to their Egyptian ancestors
happyinvenice23 2 months ago
Great Joke Pete, I’ve heard that joke many times, and it’s always funny!
JohnShirley1 2 months ago
Don’t break a lightbulb or you’ll have seven years of bad ideas.
Ron Bauerle 2 months ago
There are cacti in the Sahara/Arabian deserts?