Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 11, 2024

What? I always sing like that. ill bet you $10 that I can get a whole room full of people to wince in unison.

How do singing groups get new members?

They a-choir them.

What’s the best compliment you can give to singing mountains?

Wow, that’s quite a range!

A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, “How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?”He said,“Do you mean a choir?”

She said “Fine… How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?”

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it becomes a soap opera.

just like Ruthie’s song today

Having to suffer through anyone’s loud rendition of their favorite song off key, regardless of who they are, is too painful for the ears to bear. This is the reason why I do my singing in the car, heading down the highway, with my windows rolled up!

Also known as me in the shower

Mimi is certainly no Mitch Miller!

Um, okay. So he’s probably singing and playing some established song; and she’s probably babbling nonsense. [snicker]

Corky is almost as funny as Jimbogumbo.

I could play for her.

And everybody’s happy!

My dad was tone deaf and loved to sing around our home even though it was off key. I would give anything to be able to hear it again.

A Grateful Dead show! 40 minutes of Drums/Space!

I can barely find Mimi amongst the rubble

You go Mimi!

Sounds like a member of our church choir

But the lyrics are excellent!