He’s so continental!!!
She’s so sunken and flat!
What kind of Bourbon ?
She’s a real BUD (Blow Up Doll)
Makes me wonder if Jim Beam there has an alcohol problem.
Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things….nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance. Shakespeare
Bliss.
Which translates to: “Without booze, I can’t stand you.”
He has such low standards.
Bourbon on the nightstand? And take the risk of spilling good booze during mattress gymnastics or through falling asleep while sipping?? NEVER!
She looks pretty deflated by what he’s been telling her.
I thought brandy was the drink you drink from a snifter, not bourbon. But I don’t know that much about drinking, so I may be wrong.
It’s ok. Nobody sniffs the stuff, either.
Both of you keep me warm at night.
At least he did mention her first.
Great. Drunk and horny. She really appreciates that.
STEPUP 2 months ago
He’s so continental!!!
Charliegirl Premium Member 2 months ago
She’s so sunken and flat!
juicebruce 2 months ago
What kind of Bourbon ?
cheap_day_return 2 months ago
She’s a real BUD (Blow Up Doll)
Jeff0811 2 months ago
Makes me wonder if Jim Beam there has an alcohol problem.
Slowly, he turned... 2 months ago
Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things….nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance. Shakespeare
Funniguy 2 months ago
Bliss.
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Which translates to: “Without booze, I can’t stand you.”
Malph 2 months ago
He has such low standards.
Holden Awn 2 months ago
Bourbon on the nightstand? And take the risk of spilling good booze during mattress gymnastics or through falling asleep while sipping?? NEVER!
rroxxanna 2 months ago
She looks pretty deflated by what he’s been telling her.
BJP 2 months ago
I thought brandy was the drink you drink from a snifter, not bourbon. But I don’t know that much about drinking, so I may be wrong.
Miss Buttinsky Premium Member 2 months ago
It’s ok. Nobody sniffs the stuff, either.
sincavage05 2 months ago
Both of you keep me warm at night.
Moonkey Premium Member 2 months ago
At least he did mention her first.
hubbard3188 2 months ago
Great. Drunk and horny. She really appreciates that.