Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for September 12, 2024

  1. Idano
    Ida No  8 days ago

    “I’m going to market it as a leavesamarx ray™.”

     •  Reply
  2. Fox picture avatar  2
    phritzg Premium Member 8 days ago

    If he makes a bigger version, mining companies will want it. Make it really small, and dentists will be calling him.

     •  Reply
  3. 3c631955 a248 422b b49f 4beae403ba5f
    HarryLime Premium Member 8 days ago

    As Maxwell Smart would have said: “Missed me by t h a t much!”

     •  Reply
  4. 461
    HOTLOTUS1  7 days ago

    that’ll come in handy when he has to carry a beach ball or some pipe

     •  Reply
  5. Get smart shoe phone
    gopher gofer  7 days ago

    just partial death…

     •  Reply
  6. Pussyhatpig
    TheWildSow  6 days ago

    Death ray, fiddlesticks — why, it doesn’t even slow them up!

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Too Much Coffee Man