Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 22, 2024

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    oldpine52  2 months ago

    The phrase that will always be identified with him is, ‘the king is a fink’.

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    constantine48  2 months ago

    You don’t choose your legacy.

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    seanfear  2 months ago

    HURRAAAAAAAY!

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    Most popular speech ever. But the writer doesn’t hear the cheers in the dungeon. The rack makes too much noise.

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    BigDaveGlass  2 months ago

    I wonder who is next in line for the throne after the Fink’s short reign?

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    airbrushingsunshine  2 months ago

    Nixon

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    Droptma Styx  2 months ago

    Today I realized that the Fink is styled after a playing card monarch. Astonished.

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    Chris  2 months ago

    that writer is fired… :J

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    “How about a deck of cards?”

    Not for the departure… but I have two matching — but differently colored — decks of cards that honored Elizabeth II’s coronation.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    " I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow" – President Richard M. Nixon.

    (Don’t let the helicopter blades hit you on your way out.)

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    brklnbern  2 months ago

    Yes I guess that would stir the peasants, but don’t give them false hope short stuff.

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    will.pittenger1  2 months ago

    The speech writer was promptly hung. Surely though the King would realize what the speech started out as.

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