Coming Soon 👀 At the beginning of April, you’ll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”
I’ve never yet had to serve as a witness, but if I were asked that question, I would have to answer, “only to the extent that you will allow me to.”
oldpine52 4 months ago
Like a lawyer or a politician, he is incapable of telling the truth.
sandpiper 4 months ago
Also a good reason to recuse him from jury duty. He’ll go for the glitz and not the facts.
Cerabooge 4 months ago
What is “the whole truth” anyway?
gammaguy 4 months ago
“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”
I’ve never yet had to serve as a witness, but if I were asked that question, I would have to answer, “only to the extent that you will allow me to.”
brklnbern 4 months ago
Hey lawyers are just as bad at truth.
brklnbern 4 months ago
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Lumberman 4 months ago
No “truth in advertising”?