Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 19, 2024

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    oldpine52  2 months ago

    Like a lawyer or a politician, he is incapable of telling the truth.

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    Also a good reason to recuse him from jury duty. He’ll go for the glitz and not the facts.

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    Cerabooge  2 months ago

    What is “the whole truth” anyway?

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    “Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”

    I’ve never yet had to serve as a witness, but if I were asked that question, I would have to answer, “only to the extent that you will allow me to.”

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    brklnbern  2 months ago

    Hey lawyers are just as bad at truth.

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    brklnbern  2 months ago

    Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

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    Lumberman  2 months ago

    No “truth in advertising”?

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