The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 17, 2024

Dwayne The Rock, Dwight The Scissors, and Dirk The Paper?

Samuel Jackson never learned that lesson. / Uh-oh, I hope The Rock didn’t smash his little brother. / Keith Richards smoked as a baby and yet outlived everybody else?

Love the eyebrow joke.

“Shouldn’t we begin to worry about what kind of world we’ll be leaving Keith Richards?” Anon.

Ralphie could give Samuel some tips about the different soap flavors

I thought the Ivory soap would be given to Stevie Wonder. Maybe not in his mouth though.

I always wondered if Eugene Levy had a little werewolf in him…..

I don’t get the Jackson one.

F-

Keith still looks like his baby picture.

Micheal Jackson- when he was child, someone played “I got your nose” with him, but never gave it back.

I don’t get the Darwin one.