Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for September 19, 2024

uh, nope. fail.

Wasn’t she on Desperate Housewives?

There was a girl in college with an unfortunate name. Rhea Dyer would not like it when names were listed last name first, …

According to Ezekiel 4:12, we all poop firewood.

I thought that was when your company emblem was a large flightless bird.

I really hate when that happens!

Good morning y’all! Thanks for the laughs! Spewed my coffee!

Oooh, then one ends up with a ring -o-fire……ouch!

That’s what you get for barking up the wrong tree…or any tree, for that matter!

Dr.: “You’re chewing on too many toothpicks. Stop that.”

Logorreah? You might want to cut back on your cheese intake for a while.