Close to Home by John McPherson for September 20, 2024

Wonder if she complains about hair in her food?

Hairy deliveries

Easy peasy squeezy-you tie the package to her hair and ask her to pull her hair (and by extension her food) up with it. ;)

How does he get paid? Does she use a credit card?

Hey Bleeb! You going to get some pizza?

Rapunzel lives in a rocket.

Is she ‘Top Of the Food Chain’?

Grub Hub seems like a very tenuous career choice… hair today, gone tomorrow.

Dude! Do you want to go blind?

Couldn’t you tell from the address?

Perhaps Bleeb is positioned where he is because she is standing on a glass floor which is also the ceiling of that balcony?

Bleeb would like his tacos first.

" Can I just leave it right hair?"

Tie it to her long hair…

Additional charge for remote access. :)

In kind?

Yeah, she’s a terrible tipper.

Nutty chick likes her Chick-Fil-A. Fill’er up.

You didn’t get it there in 30 minutes so it’s free!

She was his mane customer

How does she get the grease out of her hair?

Just tie it to the end of her hair and she can pull it up!

“Enough with the angel hair pasta, lady! We get it!”

Hmm, that would explain a lot.

Hope she tips…