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This is ābased on a true storyā. My sister climbed over the school bus seat when it was moving, and the driver demanded that she type āI will not climb over the seat when the bus is movingā 100 times. Lazy little sister asked me to type it for her. Most were fine, but towards the middle I improvised āI will not move over the climb when the bus is seating.ā āI will not buss with the driver.ā āI will not look when the driver is bussing.ā (Buss means ākissā) The bus driver read the paper, and laughed, and made my sister do it herself.
stairsteppublishing 6 months ago
My dog never ate m homework, but the cat chewed on the book corners.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 6 months ago
Bear likes to nest in papers. Pixel was my reader.
WelshRat Premium Member 6 months ago
Be thankful it was Shawm doing that, Kate. That could have gone SO much worse!
meowlin 6 months ago
I salute the superior punchline! Concise and more widely understood.
kinich79 6 months ago
Weāve evolved, it used to be dogs eating hand printed homework. Now they write the homework.
mccollunsky 6 months ago
Need a movie about a vampire boxer, now.
jmworacle 6 months ago
Thatās a new one.
arolarson Premium Member 6 months ago
Should have read the comments Kate, someone warned you to proofread before you sent it in.
nancyb creator 6 months ago
This is ābased on a true storyā. My sister climbed over the school bus seat when it was moving, and the driver demanded that she type āI will not climb over the seat when the bus is movingā 100 times. Lazy little sister asked me to type it for her. Most were fine, but towards the middle I improvised āI will not move over the climb when the bus is seating.ā āI will not buss with the driver.ā āI will not look when the driver is bussing.ā (Buss means ākissā) The bus driver read the paper, and laughed, and made my sister do it herself.
dbrucepm 6 months ago
We didnāt have cats or dogs growing up, I missed so much fun
phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago
āFistulaā is what I would want to use after hearing someoneās vuvuzela buzzing at a soccer game.
Just-me 6 months ago
The definition gave me a much needed smile.
DeerOrchid Premium Member 6 months ago
Very embarrassing for Kate, while the rest get a hearty laugh. Review your work, Kate!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 6 months ago
Love Kateās reaction!
Aladar30 Premium Member 6 months ago
And he was really good doing them. Awkward Kate is adorable.
Brilliant_Birdie 6 months ago
He tried his best though!
davewhamond creator 6 months ago
Having a dog write your homework? Dogs give worse answers than when a cat walks across your keyboard.
the lost wizard 6 months ago
Sounds like a pro wrestler. :)
melodymucisa 6 months ago
Well, that didnāt go well!
Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago
A fistula is a connection between two body parts that donāt normally connect. Try to live your life in such a way as to not get one.
markkahler52 6 months ago
Fred Blassie and The Wolfman reincarnatedā¦..no doubtā¦
FrannieL Premium Member 6 months ago
At least he didnāt eat the homework.
darcyandsimon 6 months ago
<snort!>
goboboyd 6 months ago
Panic! Say the first thing you can think of! Even if it really is the truth. āBlame it on the dog.ā
Chris Sherlock 6 months ago
A new twist on an old saying. Love it, Nancy! :-D