FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 07, 2024

Do you eat with your left hand and use the mouse with the right? If you aren’t using it, you could put a baby pillowcase over the keyboard.

LOL!

I’m not sure I get it… Ain’t “kernels” supposed to be something computers WANT? Or shouldn’t it be kernels “jealousy” ?

Or for a greasy keyboard, Kernel Sanders.

operating system are referred to as kernels

When I had my first PC at work (an old XT, pre-Windows) I was browsing through the files and found one called . I wanted to find out what it was, so I typed it in at the c:\ prompt. BIG mistake.

Stand up straight! Salute Kernel Panic!

It’s gratifying to see how many readers know what a kernel panic is. I just hope it’s not from personal experience

One time I got a piece of popcorn lodged into one of the keys on my keyboard. I popped up the key as to the user manual, but once I was ready to replace it, it never sat down in all the way. It was one of those keyboards with the flat keys. From then on, I’ve been getting keyboards with full-sized, usually ‘clicky’ keys.

And I thought my pc was prone to ‘issues’…

Neat freak.

If you gotta ask, you ain’t never gonna know