Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for December 23, 2024

Goofus and Gallant refuse to die.

And that’s just the Highlights.

I’m shocked, shocked I say! This borders on cruel and unusual punishment. You simply can’t make a perp watch this and expect to have his confession stand up in court. I am surprised you were allowed to print it. On top of that, it’s probably old gas station coffee.

Good Cop draws his own Doug. Bad Cop just takes a screenshot and crops it.

All cops are (fill in with good or bad depending on your mood and perhaps how long it’s been since you got your last ticket or were tackled by one for giving him the finger with both hands while rotating your hips as if dancing a hoola-hoop around your waist).

The rings on the table from Bad Cop using no coaster reveal the perfect image of Doug.

Bad cop is LAPD. Good cop is RCMP (Canadian)

Ambivalent Cop: “Anybody want tea?”

I’ve never had to deal with cops much, but in Basic Training our platoon had Good Drill Sergeant (the recruits’ buddy) and Bad Drill Sergeant (the hardass). It became obvious that it was role-playing because midway through the process they switched roles.

“This is a symbolism free zone.”