Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 27, 2024

“Help! Police! I saw a birdwatcher.” – Karen

Bob needs a new hobby

or a new apartment

Getting twitchy there, Bob?

Nor holding anymore sex partys.

Looks like Bobs been on Meth waaay too long! A friend of mine had a neighbor like that. What’s ironic about this is his name was Bob. We called him Tweaker Bob.

Whole new meaning to peeping Tom (er meant Bob).

Bob’s father was a bird-watcher also, but back in the 60s it had a different meaning.

Close the curtains – problem solved.

Bob is a weird cheep skate.

Peeping Bird Watcher ! Now that’s Weird ! ;-)

Bob needs to get out more.

People who keep birds and other critters in cages and tiny bowls and aquariums. WTF? Shudder.