Is it potty trained?
You’d need an XXXXL size plastic bag to pick up after him when the two of you go for a walk. Although if you don’t bother to pick it up, that would probably rid the area of humans.
For a nominal fee…….
Why does he want help exterminating his food supply? Wouldn’t that kill him?
It’s a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater!
He’s a killing machine, but the grooming bills are outrageous!
I need a Rolodex, too, while you’re at it….
I’ll take 2, please!!
October 24, 2014
Yakety Sax about 20 hours ago
Is it potty trained?
phritzg Premium Member about 14 hours ago
You’d need an XXXXL size plastic bag to pick up after him when the two of you go for a walk. Although if you don’t bother to pick it up, that would probably rid the area of humans.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 13 hours ago
For a nominal fee…….
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 13 hours ago
Why does he want help exterminating his food supply? Wouldn’t that kill him?
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 9 hours ago
It’s a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater!
6turtle9 about 8 hours ago
He’s a killing machine, but the grooming bills are outrageous!
markkahler52 about 7 hours ago
I need a Rolodex, too, while you’re at it….
olds_cool63 about 2 hours ago
I’ll take 2, please!!