Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 03, 2024

  1. Jsorb
    ʲᔆ  3 months ago

    even the black stuff oozing from his cheek?

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    ʲᔆ  3 months ago

    of course they carpooled to get there

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s a great visual with the sharks getting out of the car. :-)

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    FunnyReader - 2022 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Land sharks!

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    angelolady Premium Member 3 months ago

    I am laughing still.

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  6. Jsorb
    ʲᔆ  3 months ago

    maybe they’re nurse sharks, and have come to apply bandages

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    STEPUP  3 months ago

    He needs a new cartridge, that’s all!!!

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Even if it is black blood eh.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    And they do want that blood.

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    RobinHood  3 months ago

    Could The Jets be far behind?

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Car Sharks! (They were playing poker nearby.)

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Were they in an Oldsmobile Firenza?

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 3 months ago

    “When you’re a shark you’re a shark all the way. From Atlantic City ’til you get to Green Bay.”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 3 months ago

    He may be in for a close shave.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    They got there just in the nick of time.

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    swanridge  3 months ago

    Another reason not to live near the ocean.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    I read recently that sharks do not smell blood from a distance. I was surprised but I didn’t take the time to research it. It was in a fiction book, but the author lives on an island in FL and scuba dives, so should have an idea of local predator behavior. Any time I have fact-checked something in his books, it has been true.

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    Drgnslr Premium Member 3 months ago

    No problem, just wack em on the nose and they’ll leave.

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