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The exact statement made by JD Vance, Sunday, September 15 in an interview on CNN with Dana Bash, who was pushing Vance on why he and Trump keep pushing a proven LIE about âillegalâ Haitian immigrants (who were LEGAL immigrants responding from recruiting calls from the city of Springfield, Ohio, to fill industrial jobs created by the Biden/Harris prosperity, that were not going unfilled), falsely accusing them eating peopleâs pets, even after the REPUBLICAN governor of the state, the REPUBLICAN mayor of the city and the REPUBLICAN city manager all confirmed that THE RUMORS WERE FALSE (even those who initially filed the reports admitted they had been mistaken; in one case the pet owner found her âmissingâ cat in her basement, alive and well).
Vance said: âIf I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then thatâs what Iâm going to do.â
Trump and Vance were lying. The rumors were false and THEY KNEW THEY WERE FALSE. But it served to promote their false, lying hate message trying to stir up hatred for LEGAL immigrants who just happened to be Black.
A preview of what life under a Trump / Vance prevaritocracy would be like.
Mr Vance, your initials stand for John Dillinger and youâre wanted for murder in several states. Youâre the secret love child of Mr and Mrs Potatohead. And you get your delicate skin by eating babies.
Now, can we both abandon this string of self serving BS, act like adults and embrace reality. No? Didnât think so, ya muppet!
Alright, what did yâall get up to last night? They deleted Fern and Dotbupâs threads.
âIn his closing statement at last nightâs debate, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz thanked viewers for missing âDancing with the Stars.â For those who are unfamiliar, itâs a reality competition show that will hopefully feature JD Vance next season.â â Seth Meyers
âFormer President Trump broke a 50-year tradition for presidential candidates after he backed out of his scheduled interview with â60 Minutesâ because he was worried theyâd fact-check him. So if youâre keeping track, Trump said that heâll stand up to the president of China, but Lesley Stahl is a little too scary.â â Jimmy Fallon
So, JD, were you making up your expressed wish to see American universities destroyed (and endowments seized) in order to root out left wing radicalism?
tRump refuses to be on 60 Minutes because of the real time fact checkers, and Vance objected to being fact checked during the debate. Thatâs what liars do.
Nevada politician guilty of using $70,000 meant for statue of slain officer for personal costs.
A jury convicted Michele Fiore, a former Las Vegas city councilwoman and state lawmaker, of six counts of federal wire fraud and one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, KLAS-TV in Las Vegas reported. The weeklong trial in U.S. District Court in Nevada began last week.
Each count carries a possible penalty of 20 years in prison. Fiore, who has been suspended without pay from her current elected position as a justice of the peace in rural Pahrump, Nevada, will be sentenced Jan. 6. She will remain free while she awaits sentencing.
Her attorney, Michael Sanft, said Fiore will appeal the conviction.
Federal prosecutors said at trial that Fiore had raised more than $70,000 for the statue of a Las Vegas police officer shot and killed in 2014 in the line of duty, but instead spent the money on plastic surgery, rent and her daughterâs wedding.
âMichele Fiore used a tragedy to line her pockets,â federal prosecutor Dahoud Askar said.
FBI agents in 2021 subpoenaed records and searched Fioreâs home in northwest Las Vegas in connection with her campaign spending. Sanft told the jury that the FBIâs investigation was âsloppy.â
Fiore, who does not have a law degree, was appointed as a judge in deep-red Nye County in 2022 shortly after she lost her campaign for state treasurer. She was elected in June to complete the unexpired term of a judge who died. Pahrump is an hourâs drive west of Las Vegas.
The question?
To which PARTY does she belong?
For extra credit: Which entity was âsloppierâ â The FBI that got her 140 years, or her attorney?
Cheapskate0 5 months ago
Appropriate.
Kudos, Scott!
DD Wiz 5 months ago
The exact statement made by JD Vance, Sunday, September 15 in an interview on CNN with Dana Bash, who was pushing Vance on why he and Trump keep pushing a proven LIE about âillegalâ Haitian immigrants (who were LEGAL immigrants responding from recruiting calls from the city of Springfield, Ohio, to fill industrial jobs created by the Biden/Harris prosperity, that were not going unfilled), falsely accusing them eating peopleâs pets, even after the REPUBLICAN governor of the state, the REPUBLICAN mayor of the city and the REPUBLICAN city manager all confirmed that THE RUMORS WERE FALSE (even those who initially filed the reports admitted they had been mistaken; in one case the pet owner found her âmissingâ cat in her basement, alive and well).
Vance said: âIf I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then thatâs what Iâm going to do.â
Trump and Vance were lying. The rumors were false and THEY KNEW THEY WERE FALSE. But it served to promote their false, lying hate message trying to stir up hatred for LEGAL immigrants who just happened to be Black.
A preview of what life under a Trump / Vance prevaritocracy would be like.
braindead Premium Member 5 months ago
Oohh, Stantis discovered the upcoming election.
Not only that, but he has a glimmer that all magats just make sh!t up and then LIE about it.
Vance just admitted the making sh!t up part.
.
âDid you LIE about the sh!t you made up?â
âI just want to focus on the future.â
The dude from FL Premium Member 5 months ago
I wouldnât buy a used car from vance, I couldnât even watch the debate because he is so deplorable
Walter Kocker 5 months ago
âSorry, but what kinda critter is Junior Varsity Dense? Surely not a cat, âcause cat ladies love cats.
And they donât like you, with your too much eyeliner and your bizarre couch fetish â is that why YOU are the Sofa King VP candidate?
syzygy47 5 months ago
Mr Vance, your initials stand for John Dillinger and youâre wanted for murder in several states. Youâre the secret love child of Mr and Mrs Potatohead. And you get your delicate skin by eating babies.
Now, can we both abandon this string of self serving BS, act like adults and embrace reality. No? Didnât think so, ya muppet!
William Robbins Premium Member 5 months ago
Alright, what did yâall get up to last night? They deleted Fern and Dotbupâs threads.
âIn his closing statement at last nightâs debate, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz thanked viewers for missing âDancing with the Stars.â For those who are unfamiliar, itâs a reality competition show that will hopefully feature JD Vance next season.â â Seth Meyers
âFormer President Trump broke a 50-year tradition for presidential candidates after he backed out of his scheduled interview with â60 Minutesâ because he was worried theyâd fact-check him. So if youâre keeping track, Trump said that heâll stand up to the president of China, but Lesley Stahl is a little too scary.â â Jimmy Fallon
fencie 5 months ago
So, JD, were you making up your expressed wish to see American universities destroyed (and endowments seized) in order to root out left wing radicalism?
willkepley 5 months ago
Bwahahahaha! Of course Vance is a catâŠw/ eyeliner!
ctolson 5 months ago
So JD Vance portrayed as a cat means he best not go to Springfiels Ohio for a rally or heâll get eaten.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 5 months ago
Heâd be better portrayed as a sneaky foxâ-lose the tail and youâll have it down pat
saflyer Premium Member 5 months ago
We really donât need another Garry Trudeau in the comics. And BTW, at first I thought the character was Walz. It was more like him than Vance.
emery3093 Premium Member 5 months ago
As a practical matter, if the moderators fact checked all the lies told by Trump and Vance, there would be no time for debating.
up2trixx 5 months ago
Iâve always said, if you have to lie to make your point you have no point at all.
bxclent Premium Member 5 months ago
VOTE BLUE
ncorgbl 5 months ago
tRump refuses to be on 60 Minutes because of the real time fact checkers, and Vance objected to being fact checked during the debate. Thatâs what liars do.
cipactli77 5 months ago
Should change his name to Shady Pants.
Walter Kocker 5 months ago
Todayâs Quiz:
Nevada politician guilty of using $70,000 meant for statue of slain officer for personal costs.
A jury convicted Michele Fiore, a former Las Vegas city councilwoman and state lawmaker, of six counts of federal wire fraud and one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, KLAS-TV in Las Vegas reported. The weeklong trial in U.S. District Court in Nevada began last week.
Each count carries a possible penalty of 20 years in prison. Fiore, who has been suspended without pay from her current elected position as a justice of the peace in rural Pahrump, Nevada, will be sentenced Jan. 6. She will remain free while she awaits sentencing.
Her attorney, Michael Sanft, said Fiore will appeal the conviction.
Federal prosecutors said at trial that Fiore had raised more than $70,000 for the statue of a Las Vegas police officer shot and killed in 2014 in the line of duty, but instead spent the money on plastic surgery, rent and her daughterâs wedding.
âMichele Fiore used a tragedy to line her pockets,â federal prosecutor Dahoud Askar said.
FBI agents in 2021 subpoenaed records and searched Fioreâs home in northwest Las Vegas in connection with her campaign spending. Sanft told the jury that the FBIâs investigation was âsloppy.â
Fiore, who does not have a law degree, was appointed as a judge in deep-red Nye County in 2022 shortly after she lost her campaign for state treasurer. She was elected in June to complete the unexpired term of a judge who died. Pahrump is an hourâs drive west of Las Vegas.
The question?
To which PARTY does she belong?
For extra credit: Which entity was âsloppierâ â The FBI that got her 140 years, or her attorney?
1BlackLivesMatter 5 months ago
Harris/Biden have given $13,000 (on average) to each illegal alien, but only $750 to the hurricane victims!!! VOTE RED.