Herman by Jim Unger for October 01, 2024

Wow, a corded phone, And without the spiral handset cord!

Universally hilarious

I was a champion at coughing for my boss. ahuh huh…. see?

Hawk tuah and then some might do it.

Boss should be thankful that videophones haven’t been invented yet.

Give a big cough, add a wheeze on the intake, and groan a lot.

There’s an app for that.

Distrusting.

I remember this one! Are they all reruns at this point?

Funny…funny….

Put the phone under the covers and turn your head before you cough. Never call in with a hernia.

Anyone can fake a cough. Ask him to sneeze.

Can he hear me fever?

“Boss, I can’t come in today. My arm fell off.

I’m sorry to hear that.

You’re sorry?! I drive a stick shift!"