A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park.
One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes.
Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds from there. After a while they came back out, giggling.
The wizard told them, “You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go.”
The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered “Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I will sh!t on it!”
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park.
One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes.
Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds from there. After a while they came back out, giggling.
The wizard told them, “You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go.”
The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered “Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I will sh!t on it!”
jonnytest about 4 hours ago
Ugh! A giant sky-rat! Oh, the horror, the horror…
Huckleberry Hiroshima 22 minutes ago
I’m sure the people of New York City are very enamored with dear Ivàn for supplying them with another pigeon.