Sarah's Scribbles by Sarah Andersen for September 21, 2024

I had a cat that always would bite me and draw blood, guess he was part vampire

Cats might also be on the “Getting People to Open Cans” research committee.

I never knew vampires can’t open doors. I wonder why not; evidently they have no trouble opening the lids of coffins.

An unexpected obstacle arose when the cats insisted on staying in the sunbeam shining through the office window.

I can’t see cats and vampires having many common strategies for opening doors.

But I could see them teaming up, to increase the percentage of time that doors are open. That critical number could be the topic of every meeting.

Zombies can’t turn doorknobs, from people have told me about the genre.

I have an idea. I would be more inclined to invite a vampire in if he was dressed up in a cute little kitty costume. And who among us could resist inviting in a kitty dressed like a little tiny vampire?! Take my money now, and suck my blood!

This is so great!

My little fluffballs have figured out to open the doors, those little scoundrels.

Brilliant – never thought of the connection! Vampires must be invited in, cats want us to keep doors open for them… good luck with the research.

I always thought Count Dracula was just too much of a gentleman to enter someone’s house uninvited