Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for September 29, 2024

Plus, these aliens are not di"urinal".

“To boldly go where no alien has gone before”!

Why no litter box on board, you ask? Zero gravity.

There are enough rocks though – this being the “Third Rock from the Sun”!

He’s not wrong.

Why them steenky no good aliens. Just what the alien astronut theorists was always suspected.

space whiz

And the aliens don’t go in their suits, either.

Why didn’t he just ask the crew of the Starship Enterprise if he could use their restroom?

How does Scotty react to a Temptations bag being shaken?

He had to go number 3!

Home run

Alien looks like a Grey but he’s green.

In space no one can hear you pee. . . .