Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 29, 2024

Nice double entendre at the end Wiz!

There is a guy on Tictok that weighs maybe 180#, picks up weights over 300# and everyone is amazed. He never sweats or has trouble lifting. I have blocked him over 23 times cause I don’t buy it. And he’ll open a new acct and I’ll block it

BC Fit Gym? (See Mason Mastroianni’s Facebook page.)

Yesterday, we had a “Jim”. Today, we have a “gym”.

The cheap price of fame…….six pack!!!!

I wish it was that easy for me to lift weights.

There was once a famous French magician who would challenge any man in the audience to lift a small iron dumbbell. After every hefty male in the audience had tried and failed to hoist the weight from the floor, the magician’s five year old son would come out and pick it up effortlessly with only one hand.

And you will never get one doing that…..

Not your WAND exactly, but….(panels 7 & 8)

I get by with a Little help from My Friends,

I raise my barbells high with a Little help from My Friends…

Candid Camera, a show in the ’60s, had an episode where they had a suitcase apparently with a metal object inside on the sidewalk with a frail looking woman standing next to it. A man would come by offering to help her but could not lift the suitcase. The woman would would reach down and lift it easily and put it down. Again the man would try to lift it but could not. Apparently they had cemented an electric magnet and would activate it whenever the man tried to lift the bag. Finally the woman would pick up the suitcase and carry it across the street.

Also, Paul Anderson, is considered one of the strongest men in history. Read about him on Wikipedia.