Garfield by Jim Davis for October 31, 2024

Happy Halloween everyone

Of course Dracula is not new. He’s been fought again and again throughout the Castlevania series. Happy Halloween!

It’s still october 30 for me

Howdy? Is that vampire from Texas?

Yeah. The joke sucks.

Happy Halloween!

Interview with a vampire?

Vampire humor

He’s so old, he farts dust !

Dracula kind of sounds like a Cowboy.

Fangs for the memories.

Vampire jokes suck.

They make me batty.

That joke is lacking a little…bite badumtish

That joke is as old as the hills of Transylvania.

I would buy a greeting card if that was on it.

From Transylvania to Texas, Dracula really has lost his touch.

For a second, I thought Garfield was watching “Dracula Visits Fort Worth”.

“I think that, to be very honest with you, which would be a first, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled. Certain issues are just settled, I believe” ~ Count Kackleula

Cee over lambda!*

*physics joke

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween Garfield from across the big pond!!!!

As long as he doesn’t sparkle or date schoolgirls that’s all I ask.

Dracula in the airport baggage claim on the Far Side today.

You’re not the only one staking out that territory today

I don’t know there was some Humor in True Blood, intentional or not ! ;-)

Does anyone remember the Richard Pryor comedy routine where he tells about an LA wine-o meeting Dracula in a dark alley? “Dracula! What kind of a name is that for a n——r?” Comedy gold!

I mean it’s funny

Happy Halloween!!!!

They are famous for their biting wit.

Think Dracula knows new jokes? I don’t.

My own preference is for Count Chocula.

Be careful you don’t die laughing.

Oh you think thats funny, try googling Siri saying “you have no friends” when you ask what 0 divided by 0 is