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“I think that, to be very honest with you, which would be a first, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled. Certain issues are just settled, I believe” ~ Count Kackleula
Does anyone remember the Richard Pryor comedy routine where he tells about an LA wine-o meeting Dracula in a dark alley? “Dracula! What kind of a name is that for a n——r?” Comedy gold!
lucasasanto15 5 months ago
Happy Halloween everyone
codycab 5 months ago
Of course Dracula is not new. He’s been fought again and again throughout the Castlevania series. Happy Halloween!
User18942 5 months ago
It’s still october 30 for me
Imagine 5 months ago
Howdy? Is that vampire from Texas?
Can't Sleep 5 months ago
Yeah. The joke sucks.
manowarrior 5 months ago
Happy Halloween!
Nuke Road Warrior 5 months ago
Interview with a vampire?
hamandcheese 5 months ago
Vampire humor
win.45mag 5 months ago
He’s so old, he farts dust !
2AndFour 5 months ago
Dracula kind of sounds like a Cowboy.
BigDaveGlass 5 months ago
Fangs for the memories.
Goat from PBS 5 months ago
Vampire jokes suck.
They make me batty.
edmund_graham 5 months ago
That joke is lacking a little…bite badumtish
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago
That joke is as old as the hills of Transylvania.
Queen of America Premium Member 5 months ago
I would buy a greeting card if that was on it.
CaveCat87 5 months ago
From Transylvania to Texas, Dracula really has lost his touch.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 5 months ago
For a second, I thought Garfield was watching “Dracula Visits Fort Worth”.
Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago
“I think that, to be very honest with you, which would be a first, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled. Certain issues are just settled, I believe” ~ Count Kackleula
mfrasca 5 months ago
Cee over lambda!*
*physics joke
Clarence 5 months ago
Happy Halloween
DavBlc7 5 months ago
Happy Halloween Garfield from across the big pond!!!!
nicholasguyatt 5 months ago
As long as he doesn’t sparkle or date schoolgirls that’s all I ask.
Smeagol 5 months ago
Dracula in the airport baggage claim on the Far Side today.
oakie817 5 months ago
You’re not the only one staking out that territory today
lnrokr55 5 months ago
I don’t know there was some Humor in True Blood, intentional or not ! ;-)
mbhiggins5555 5 months ago
Does anyone remember the Richard Pryor comedy routine where he tells about an LA wine-o meeting Dracula in a dark alley? “Dracula! What kind of a name is that for a n——r?” Comedy gold!
J-Yoshi64 5 months ago
I mean it’s funny
minky momo 5 months ago
Happy Halloween!!!!
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
They are famous for their biting wit.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 5 months ago
Think Dracula knows new jokes? I don’t.
paullp Premium Member 5 months ago
My own preference is for Count Chocula.
Mediatech 5 months ago
Be careful you don’t die laughing.
supayoshibro 5 months ago
Oh you think thats funny, try googling Siri saying “you have no friends” when you ask what 0 divided by 0 is