Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 25, 2024

Well, we know a one-legged man with the same shoe size…..

Just another reason to go metric.

Another cliche that passes Loon by —-a foot over his head and at a high rate of speed ! ! ! !

He may go three feet to the wind!

I once knew a guy with a wooden leg, named Smith. I don’t know what he called the other leg.

Saw that coming a foot away.

If Cosmo had said, “My nephew has grown 12 inches since last summer” what would Loon say?

Loon has been flying in thin air again!

He put 2 pairs into the dryer.

Can’t believe I’m the first poster to mention last week’s news article about the man who was found to have 3 male parts (original word censored here) when autopsied. Seriously. Google it.

Bought 2 pairs and gave the extra to the one legged man.

Is his last name Addams?

Can’t wait to use that on someone who will regret giving me the opportunity. Thanks!

That scares me, I thinking the same thing as Loon.

Buy three pairs, wear two

oldie but a goodie!

It wasn’t easy explaining this to the shoe salesman.

Easily: you buy 3 pairs and then you have 2 pairs! D’uh!

Costly mistake:

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Closer to home, the “Gimli Glider” incident.