The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 03, 2024

You did hear Brutus say that he made reservations, right Gladys?

What part of “I’ ve arranged Wilberforce to sleep over at a friend’s” didn’t you understand, Brutus?

Any plan is great as long as it doesn’t include Mother Gargle.

She won’t be alone when Brutus sleeps in the doghouse and Kewpie sleeps inside.

I’m getting reservations about this fancy restaurant. Being the fanciest doesn’t make it the finest.

I’m sorry, I can’t see the romance. But then again I don’t want to…go for it Brutus!

Separate anniversaries!

Nookie Nookie

If he’s a born loser, how did he manage to get married in the first place? AND have kids?

When they made the movie “Clueless” Brutus should have gotten the staring role.

ha, maybe she would like some company to be home alone… but since she insisted on being home alone. maybe you should order something that you wouldn’t normally get when she’s around. :g

I suppose there are worse things he could have said, but right off I can’t think of anything.

Et tu Brute? What a mood killer.

Get gussied up, Gladys, and enjoy your evening out!

Has it been that long Brutus? Fire gone cold? Just ashes? Stir em up. Sometimes embers blaze UP a roaring inferno old boy.

a swing and a miss!

( –‸ლ)

Ha! Hysterical twisted thinking!☺️❤️

“And watch football at the sports bar with the guys!”

Hilarious! Go with the flow Brutus – Gladys just saved you some big bucks!

Definitely scored points with that comment. However, all is not lost and they still might get that opening that she so greatly desired for her memoirs…..

ba dum tss

Did Brutus get hit on his head ?

Brutus is not brave enough to say, and probably not smart enough, so I’ll say it for him, no way eating her food can be considered a celebration.

Let’s compromise. Go out and eat, then come back home and have some fun.

Brutus, again, unclear on the concept.

This is just hilarious!

Well, they’re not going to spend the whole night eating in the restaurant, are they?

some days Brutus just can’t get a clue, even when it comes gift wrapped

Way to go, Brutus! Hahahha!

Who’s going to cook? What time is the game on?

Gladys must have missed the part where Brutus saying he had made restaurant reservations.