Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 17, 2024

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    seanfear  about 1 month ago

    lemme guess: The Cromwells?

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    blunebottle  about 1 month ago

    Nurse down!

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    Imagine  about 1 month ago

    Gonna need a new babysitter.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago

    We should take a picture, except… you know…

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago

    She may be smiling now, but only until he’s hungry and she remembers he’s not a bottle-fed baby.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 month ago

    And he seems to knew how to use them.

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    But look what he do to uncle Renfield. You need new Renfield now.

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    goboboyd  about 1 month ago

    Some night the kid is going to be something. But first he has to learn to keep his cape clean.

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    Darryl Heine  about 1 month ago

    Baby vampire.

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    wongo  about 1 month ago

    Blea!

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    RobinHood  about 1 month ago

    I was just a skinny lady

    Never knew no good from bad.

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    Tired  about 1 month ago

    They made a good impression!

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    hoffquotes2  about 1 month ago

    No more breast feeding

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    cactusbob333  about 1 month ago

    Let’s get him a wire teethbrush.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    And their baby girl? Oliver teeth have come in too.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 1 month ago

    the little ankle-biter prefers necks

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    Skeptical Meg  about 1 month ago

    Fangs a lot!

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 month ago

    And he’s claimed his first victim.

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