Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 10, 2024

All he does is makeup stuff.

what was your first clue?

He knows who put the krazy glue in the lip balm, but his lips are sealed.

If all he wants is a confession, maybe the soap will come clean.

Heal keep that location a secret

he’d just make up the info anyway.

Call in the Prep H to get to the bottom of it, he’ll make him crack and get the hole story.

If he talks, Louie the Lip sticks it to ’im.

They’d been calling in bomb threats for quite a while, causing a mass-scare-a day.

Can’t they just makeup and get along?

What is this about?

Take off your cap while I’m taking to you! I’m going to squeeze it out of you if it takes all night!

He’ll neva neva be exposed to the dark circle of deceit Ever

Try giving him 40 eye lashes.

Must be fun to make-up comics!

wow… they actually have cosmetics called concealers, and everyone tells me I’m nuts for saying makeup is just another way of denying reality