F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 18, 2024

Better living through chemistry

Well, he was already taking Complacio™.

My doctor said Mylanta. I got a new podiatrist.

Notice how it didn’t say the patient GOT the drug, only asked about it.

Guess he liked the jingle..

“I can’t get no…”

satisfactus (masc.) (fem. satisfacta, neut. satisfactum)satisfied

That and a DAM good cup of coffee!!

Bumper sticker: “Ask your doctor if medical advice from TV is right for you!”

Satisfacto instead of Stevia.

Sarcasma® works for me!

Side effects may include but are not limited to: rheumy-eyes (one or both), wheezing, sneezing, and tongue-cheezing, bloating, oetting, and floating stools, and itchy taint.

“Yep. He said ‘no’ and told me to enjoy life by living it, rather than complaining about it. Quite a guy, my doc.”

Is it covered by Part D? Gotta get some. Are entitlements potential side effects?

The Doc said, “no”, so he’s been slacking for 15 years.

Its a “brave new world” in business pharmacology.