Kliban by B. Kliban for November 01, 2024

Hmmmm… Which is which…

Personal definitions.

Take it from me, if you’re past retirement age and can afford to stop working you need to GTFO. There are plenty of younger folks who need the job, and you need to do something different. I’ve been retired for a decade this month and I never once regretted my choice.

YOU decide.

On the 5th of November

Please to remember

Gunpowder treason and plot.

I see no reason

Why gunpowder treason

Should ever be forgot

I wonder whether anyone will be watching for that particularly. Having the WH go bang would be quite the event

In his later years, Walter Mitty greatly toned down fantasies of his Secret Life.

Depends a lot on what you like to eat, if coconuts and fish is your thing and you don’t mind sleeping on the beach………

My friends always said I was born to retire…many hobbies, etc

Which life is which?

That reminds me, I haven’t gotten wasted in a while.

Two guesses? No, just one will do.

Choose wisely.