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“I will never fear or avoid a possible good rather than a certain evil.” —Socrates, or at least what Plato wrote that Socrates said. (Thanks to MIT for hosting the Internet Classics Archive.)
Mediatech 4 months ago
Ants got teeth!
Godfreydaniel 4 months ago
Also toothbrushes (but not necessarily floss…..)
dallenboston 4 months ago
A new politician in the making…
dflak 4 months ago
If course I brushed my teeth … last Thursday. Deliberately leave off the “last Thursday” part and you have the basis for a political ad.
rockyridge1977 4 months ago
Common question……common answer!!!!!
rshive 4 months ago
A probability-weighing ant.
mindjob 4 months ago
Yes. Every night with the electric
strandedonearth 4 months ago
That’s the logic of our teenage son. Even lied when he knew it could be easily proven otherwise.
Robert Craigs 4 months ago
Bay Scallops have beautiful blue eyes around the rim of their shells. They have reflectors, not lenses.
mistercatworks 4 months ago
He’ll wind up becoming a politician, a convict or both.
zeexenon 4 months ago
Oops, may the U.S. Constitution and California forgive me, my eye to brain circuit first saw phaggot.
Smeagol 4 months ago
My son always brushed his teeth (a must since he had braces), it was not making the bed that was a problem.
Fuzzy Kombu 4 months ago
“I will never fear or avoid a possible good rather than a certain evil.” —Socrates, or at least what Plato wrote that Socrates said. (Thanks to MIT for hosting the Internet Classics Archive.)
Strawberry King 4 months ago
Brush your teeth, kid. Otherwise you’ll lose friends cuz of bad breath.