Herman by Jim Unger for November 17, 2024

Makes a lot of sense, actually.

Wonder how he is going to use them?

I used to wear karate uniform pants around the house. Very comfortable. Designed to move with me in more ways than I can move.

Same reason some city folks buy SUVs that will never leave the paved streets. To Have!

Sooo he needs protection from….HER!

I guess wearing kevlar is an appropriate response, since she’s cutting her toenails in bed. Yuck!

Wonder what he’s thinking while promoting it to HIM.

Seems she is into rough sex.

He said very comfortable. He left out very expensive.

Let the games begin!

Something like that …..

Been there, done that, put ’em in the attic.

He must be a power sleeper.

He’ll sleep much better when he can’t feel those toenails cutting into his skin

Super active dreams.

my favorite part of SUV owners is their bi -tching about the price of gas like someone forced them to buy it

Woohoo! Tonight’s the night!

I checked into making scratch-proof furniture covers out of Kevlar. It is prohibitively expensive.

Don’t be too quick to judge why he is “suiting up”, nobody knows what his wife is like “behind closed doors”.

He probably got it for those night she cutting her nails.

“But are they nail proof?”

“Absolutely.”

“SOLD.”

If she doesn’t cut the toenails, it is like she is wearing spurs to bed.

Hospital scrubs are the best.

I don’t… even… wanna… know….