bacon by Lonnie Millsap for October 14, 2024

Pay no attention to him. He’s nothing but a hot dog.

Cardi O’Vascular disease is a serious problem in Ireland.

what a weinie.

Mr. Furter is being frank.

Mr. plaque always hangs around,

when he hears this Mighty sound,

Here I come to clog the way!

That means that Cholesterol

Man is on the way!

Yes sir, when your blood is flowing just right

Cholesterol Man is there to fight!

In your arteries or in your veins,

He’s got the situation well in hand!

We know that when your

blood pressure is way to high;

Because we know that it’s

clogged arteries to blame

In your arteries or in your veins.

We’re not worrying at all

We just give 911 a call

“Here I come to clog the way!”

That means that Cholesterol

Man is on the way!

We’re not worrying at all

We’re giving 911 a call

“Here I come to clog the way!”

That means that Cholesterol

Man is on the way!

Nice set of buns.

Most successful “super hero” in this fast/junk food nation. Nuff said.

Thanks to Hebrew National, our Jewish friends can experience the joys of heart disease, too. :-X

I’ve got ketchup ready to spew everywhere…