Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 01, 2024

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    C  about 2 months ago

    The waxy pencil erasers of the candy world

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    Baarorso  about 2 months ago

    Just go to the store and get some more, Drabble! :P

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    RobinHood  about 2 months ago

    I’ve seen it, it’s harsh

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    Rhetorical_Question   about 2 months ago

    Sugar addiction?

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    Ubintold  about 2 months ago

    He’ll get over it, but not today.

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    dv  about 2 months ago

    Don’t mention the 50% off after halloween sales, usually they have lots of candy corn.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Worst candy ever, next to Necco wafers!

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    win.45mag  about 2 months ago

    I bet his A1C is 8.2.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If I had any I’d give it all to Ralph.

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    Kenneth Bailey Premium Member about 2 months ago

    No need for candy corn withdrawal these days!! You can get as much as you want at Jelly Belly!!

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    Aimless Melissa   about 2 months ago

    I like Brach’s candy corn. Do they still make that?

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    CrimsonOne18  about 2 months ago

    Try Brach’s “harvest” or “indian” corn. It has a little chocolate and is much better than the plain candy corn.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 months ago

    Ralph: “I need my fix!”

    Wally: “Oh no, no you don’t!”

    ʋ(ͼᴥͽ)ʋ

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    davanden  about 2 months ago

    Candy corn works for Thanksgiving.

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    John Czach Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Really? My Kroger and Walgreens have marked down candy for over a month afterward.

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    owlsandy Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Black licorice is far worse than candy corn!

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    billdaviswords  about 2 months ago

    Candy corn is awful. Never liked it, even as a kid.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Time to place an emergency order with Instacart.

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    Scott S  about 2 months ago

    There is still plenty of candy corn at the supermarket. Even better, it’s marked down by like 60%.

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    EMGULS79  about 2 months ago

    I LOVE candy corn. I’m not even supposed to have candy at all, but nonetheless I always make a point of getting myself a small bag at the beginning of October and carefully parceling it out over the month. Finished the last serving yesterday, right on schedule! I think I’ll be good until next year. :)

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    EMGULS79  about 2 months ago

    Pssh. Post-Halloween candy corn is real, but it’s still absolutely insignificant in comparison to post-Christmas eggnog withdrawal. (And so there’s no misunderstanding, I am referring alcohol-free eggnog!)

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    Raymond Powell  about 2 months ago

    I bought about twenty bags so I had enough to last a long while.

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    Smeagol  about 2 months ago

    Didn’t Ralph moonlight as a wrestler? Diabetes Ralph would have been an apt monicker.

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    gliderrider  about 2 months ago

    give him a candy cane Honeybunch, he’ll be ok

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    edle5  about 2 months ago

    Honeybunch should take him to ER, he is getting seizures:(

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    Sign him up For CCA; Crappy Candy Anonymous.

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    Jaythor  about 2 months ago

    That’s because the miserable, hateful wife gave away his secret stash bag from his car….

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