Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 16, 2024

Dane’s are loveable dogs. Unfortunately, they think they are lap dogs.

Lots of free fertilizer.

It could be worse. I knew a Dane that thought she was a lapdog. She did not fit in my lap, though she tried.

Don’t walk through Drunk Patty’s backyard for a while.

“Ruh-roh!”

Let’s hope DP has a big shovel

Poor Mittens! I could see how he would think a Great Dane is a horse.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Stumpy tried to ride him to make his ’nip deliveries.

Ick! Drunk Patty had better watch her step.

And much more unpleasant that the horse variety. :)

Sounds like an unfortunate merger of Marmaduke with Mittens.

YOICKS!!!

I love this ’toon — LOLOL

Oh my gosh, my sister and I laughed for so long at this. HILARIOUS. Thank you, Angie!(Love “filthy horse-hound”! Caught it on the second reading.)