Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 21, 2024

Gotta have pretty big pockets, for a large bag.

Actually, nice restaurants are also unlikely to sell bananas.

My two foods are pizza and sammiches.

You can put anything on a pizza or a sammich.

Disturbingly appealing.

I told the waitress, “Make it simple, give me 5 pounds of fried food.”

There is a precedent for someone living a long time with almost no food variety, but not bananas and junk food.

Mmmmmmmm modified milk ingredients

I heard a famous man speak at a high school a few years ago. He had just come from a tour of the Frito-Lay factory. He told the kids about watching Fritos and other chips made, then saw something he called “horrifying.” “You know what they do with all of the stuff leftover from making those chips? They scrape it off the machines, smash it all together and make Doritos. Doritos is the trash! I got sick to my stomach. Don’t eat that c..p!” Guess what the school served in our little boxed lunches? Gag.