Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 30, 2024

what you really need is 12 steps Andy!

His excuse for not taking even one.

You forgot to mention his drinking, Vicar.

He’s right, vicar o_O

The parson forgot to mention drinking.

Maybe the Pope can give up his vices, and be an example to Andy!

The first step would be to get off the sofa.

Well, Andy is right, Rev.

His vice list is too long to mention Vicar.

“They say there are three steps to Heaven,

Just follow steps one, two and three."

Gimmee 3 steps, gimmee 3 steps Vicar, and you’ll never see me no more !!!!!

Andy needs a twelve step program. With all his vices, he needs several.

The Vicar knows that there is Hope for all. Reason Jesus Christ died, Buried and rose. 1 Cor 15:1-4. The true Gospel. Every one even in the last days will have to accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior or be eternally lost to Lake of fire.

That would be 3 steps down the vicar’s road. Andy is going down the road less traveled.

Picky, picky!

The gambling probably leads to the brawling and debts, so it may just be one step!

I only needed 1 step. Quit drinking. Stopped fighting, stopped going to jail and had scads of cash in my pocket

One small step at a time, Vicar, not three!

Tell him to change ain’t gonna do it, he has to want to change. Besides, if he went the straight and narrow, this strip would be boring.

One small step for a manboy.

The only steps Andy wants to take are those that lead to the Pub.

Thats to much for his head, he can’t even remember the 10 commandments.