Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 04, 2024

No snickering, now

Remember the episode where Ralph ate cake frosting for breakfast?

WOW, I used to love frozen Snickers…now that I have implants I can have one

Dad bods are not that bad if they are not extremely overweight, a lot of gay men like them, they are called chub chasers.

Do the Drabble’s have an entire room, just for storing flags?

Hmmmm…. a different way of getting your caffeine if you don’t like coffee… which is just as bad if you need 2 tsp. of sugar and cream to make it palatable!

More like an I eat snickers for breakfast, brunch, lunch, afternoon snacks, pre- dinner, dinner, desert, TV snack, bedtime snack, and middle of the night snack bod !

Comics are the funniest when you can personally relate to them. Today I can. I stole a few goodies from our grandchildren’s Halloween bags. Don’t worry. It’s like taking a few dollars from Elon Musk.

Got that pro wrestler physique to return to..

How did they get close enough to have children? Artificial insemination? lol

Well…..I have the body of a God. Too bad it’s Buddha……

better put out the stars and stripes tomorrow and hold on tight!either way- it’s gonna be a rough flightprobably for a loooong time regardless of the outcome

His belly has gone to pot.

Snickers for breakfast, the dad bod is a given.

That bod’s a Dad joke.

Ralph was so proud of his diet, he ate a celebratory cake

The proof is staring right back at you.

He’s eating an unwrapped Snickers in the bathroom. Wow. How sanitary is that?